What do vampires do when they're not busy sucking blood and turning themselves into bats? Why, they have epic mustache competitions, of course!
Don't believe me? Read all about it in the Bizzaro, Edward Gorey-ish children's book, The Faggiest Vampire, written and illustrated by Carlton Mellick III. Despite the somewhat offensive impression that the title might give, it's a light-hearted read and the word "faggy" is a more complimentary than hateful.
The Faggiest Vampire would make a most excellent gift and it really is a children's book. The 100+ pages are scattered with delightful drawings that will most definitely be enjoyed by both boys and girls alike. It is an endearing, wise and whimsical tale that teaches heartfelt lessons about life and fine mustachery.
Who is the faggiest and most mustachioed vampire in the land? You'll have to read the book to find out!
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