Mustache Bash Party Invitations

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mustache bash stamp by simplysostylish

M Is For Mustache

Jonah Hill shows off his awesomely sweet mustache to Elmo on Sesame Street.

Totally Cute Mustache Party Or Wedding Favors

Okay, these are totally freakin' cute for anyone who is looking for fun, quirky favors for a party or wedding. They also make a unique gift when you're short on clever ideas and don't have a lot of cash. Who doesn't LOVE a mustache?

This set of  8 different clip-on mustaches attach to the rim of beer, water and soda bottles, so that everyone can easily keep track of their drink, but the best part is when you take a sip, it looks like you have a moustache! They are sure to bring a smile and plenty of great photo opportunities too. Definitely not your ordinary drink marker!

• Pop's Stache - 8 Pack

Barbie Shaving Fun Ken Doll

It's a sure sign that mustaches are hot when Barbie's boyfriend, Ken, has a five o'clock shadow! Rainbow colored curls, sequins and sparkly makeup are old news, but dolls with facial hair totally rock in 2010!

The Barbie Shaving Fun Ken Doll will be released just in time for holiday gift giving and he is available for pre-order now!

Imagine the fun you'll have getting getting Ken ready for his big date with Barbie! Use the sponge-tipped razor to give Ken a nice clean shave and then watch as his whiskers magically grow back when you wipe his face with a cool cloth.

Scruffy, mad about plaid Ken comes with a set of shaving accessories and his own towel.

Who do you know who would love this? I have no doubt that girls will be charmed, but pair Ken with a toy shaving kit and he'll make a rad gift for that facial hair deficient boy who watches you shave in the morning!

• Barbie Shaving Fun Ken Doll

Trick-or-Treat Tote

This simple and sweet mustache tote bag it just the thing to compliment your mustachioed Halloween costume. It has strong, sturdy handles and reinforced stitching, so you don't have to worry about your candy bustin' through. 

When you're finished trick-or-treating, it makes a stylish reusable bag for books, groceries or more mustaches!

•  Just A Mustache - Tote Bag

Vampires & Mustaches, Oh My!

What do vampires do when they're not busy sucking blood and turning themselves into bats? Why, they have epic mustache competitions, of course!

Don't believe me? Read all about it in the Bizzaro, Edward Gorey-ish children's book, The Faggiest Vampire, written and illustrated by Carlton Mellick III. Despite the somewhat offensive impression that the title might give, it's a light-hearted read and the word "faggy" is a more complimentary than hateful.

The Faggiest Vampire would make a most excellent gift and it really is a children's book. The 100+ pages are scattered with delightful drawings that will most definitely be enjoyed by both boys and girls alike. It is an endearing, wise and whimsical tale that teaches heartfelt lessons about life and fine mustachery.

Who is the faggiest and most mustachioed vampire in the land? You'll have to read the book to find out!

• The Faggiest Vampire

Mustaches, A Girl's Best Friend

Forget diamonds. Girls want mustaches! This rad mustache is always handy when you need it, but keep it close because your friends will probably try to steal it for themselves.

• Mustache Plastic Necklace

Find more mustache jewelry at the Simply Staches Store!

Finger Mustache Tattoos

Have you ever wished that go undercover and hide your true identity on the fly?

You don't need a phone booth, invisibility cloak or super powers to spy on your ex-boyfriend or avoid talking to your smelly neighbor at mall because finger mustaches are the perfect travel disguise. They can be safely tucked inside a pocket or purse until an emergency arises.

The variety pack includes an assortment of handy fingerstaches for most every occasion or you can share with your gangster friends for a late night fast food hold up.

• Fingerstache Tattoo Pack

Have fun and remember to use your Fingerstache Tattoo Pack responsibly!

WARNING: Finger mustaches will not protect you from dog bites and shark attacks. 

Hot Off The Press, Kind Of

This is the very first edition of our online newspaper, Simply Staches Daily! It features all the top stache stories via Twitter, so it's a really fun way to catch up and view the latest mustache views and news.

If you're Tweeting about mustaches and want to be featured, please send me a direct message with your info.